We Won't Tell
If You Don't.

Standard Policy: "We’ll save your reservation for 15 minutes—after that, we might have to let it go (Aunty hates waiting). Your whole party must be present to be seated. Groups of 8+ need a card on file; cancellations within 4 hours may incur a $25 per-person fee. We can split checks three ways, but multiple payments work. For groups (6+), 18% gratuity applies. Tables are booked for 90 minutes to keep things moving. No outside food & drinks—let us take care of you!"

Terms & Conditions: "Menu items & prices may change without notice. All sales are final—no refunds or exchanges. We are not responsible for lost or stolen items. Outside décor, balloons, or loud music aren’t allowed to maintain the dining ambiance. Guests must follow restaurant policies; disruptive behavior may result in refusal of service. Dietary needs? Let us know, but cross-contamination risks exist. We reserve the right to adjust policies as needed."